Thursday, December 15, 2005
This review is based entirely on previews and tv spots. It's not that I hate gays, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna pay to see two queers queerin' it up on the side of a mountain. So basically what happens is this: two queers queer it up on the side of a mountain (I assume it's called Brokeback Mountain). When the two homos come back to town, they try to keep their queerness hidden. Eventually they get older and marry females, but nothing will ever compare to those steamy gay nights up on that mountain.
• Two queers queerin it up on a mountain.
• One of the gay cowboy's wives not knowing that her husband queered it up on a mountain.
• "I wish I could quit you." -Gay cowboy about other gay cowboy.