Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Arnold Schwarzen....Schwartzen......Schwa....Arnold S. first movie and it was glorious. He plays Hercules the 1/2 human-god son of Greek god Zeus. He is tired of living with all the other gods and wants to come to Earth to find himself a woman. He is granted his wish, so let the adventure begin.
As soon as he gets here, be meets a friend. Pretzie the local park Pretzel vendor. Only, he sells them out of a creepy picnic basket while he wears a scarf and beanie cap. I am pretty sure this guy is the retarded twin of Woody Allen. Oh that Pretzie and his paranoid ways. Well, Hercules is ignorant to Earth ways, and Pretzie needs someone to protect him so they become a team, a duo.
Again, its been a while since I've seen this one, so I don't remember everything that happens concerning the storyline, but I do rememeber key elements of the story. So, quick rundown. Hercules finds girl, fights a bear for her in central park, becomes famous wrestler, Pretzie sells him out, new manager is crooked and takes Hercules somewhere, Hercules beats up all the goons, gets girl back, happy ending. There was also a subplot of Hercules mom wanting him to come back for some reason, but it is just there for confliction.
Memorable Moments
• Hercules fist fights bear, bear goes fistacuffs
• During bear fight...night time, day time, night time, day time
• Pretzie....that's it, just Pretzie
• Arnold flexing his enormous acting muscle
by UberBrian
As soon as he gets here, be meets a friend. Pretzie the local park Pretzel vendor. Only, he sells them out of a creepy picnic basket while he wears a scarf and beanie cap. I am pretty sure this guy is the retarded twin of Woody Allen. Oh that Pretzie and his paranoid ways. Well, Hercules is ignorant to Earth ways, and Pretzie needs someone to protect him so they become a team, a duo.
Again, its been a while since I've seen this one, so I don't remember everything that happens concerning the storyline, but I do rememeber key elements of the story. So, quick rundown. Hercules finds girl, fights a bear for her in central park, becomes famous wrestler, Pretzie sells him out, new manager is crooked and takes Hercules somewhere, Hercules beats up all the goons, gets girl back, happy ending. There was also a subplot of Hercules mom wanting him to come back for some reason, but it is just there for confliction.
Memorable Moments
• Hercules fist fights bear, bear goes fistacuffs
• During bear fight...night time, day time, night time, day time
• Pretzie....that's it, just Pretzie
• Arnold flexing his enormous acting muscle
by UberBrian
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