Monday, December 05, 2005
Not much really happens story wise but there are pleny of stupid and pointless scenes stapled together to hold together a film that I guess you could call a movie.
Let's see here, what kind of scenes do you ask? I shall tell you.
• Military leader almost drowns in 1 foot of water.
• Comic relief soldiers barely know how to fire their weapons.
• Tank battles that look like remote control cars shooting bottle rockets.
• Topless sex scene that happens while they are stalking their enemy.
• The ending. 1-because it is so random, 2-because it was finally over.