Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Vin Diesel you sexy bastard. If only your acting was as smooth as your head. This movie was your typical action movie thrown together with lots of explosions and a popular lead. Yeah, everything you've ever learned about gravity, physics, and reality itself.....throw it all away when watching this movie. XXX is a hardcore dare devil type guy that gets forced into a secret government spy program. He has to infiltrate....can you guess? An evil billionaire who wants to blow up the world MWWWAAAAHAHAAHA....ehem...so yeah, he does that, gets the girl, kills all the bad guys in magical fashion and then doesn't star in the sequal. shame shame.
Memorable Moments
• No ramp + Dirtbike = Superman over 10 foot wall while shooting bad guy and landing on flat ground combo. 250 points
• Dinner tray skateboard then dinner tray bullet shield
• James Bond-esque car that can take out the North Dakota Militia
• Sinnester guards dialogue
by UberBrian
Memorable Moments
• No ramp + Dirtbike = Superman over 10 foot wall while shooting bad guy and landing on flat ground combo. 250 points
• Dinner tray skateboard then dinner tray bullet shield
• James Bond-esque car that can take out the North Dakota Militia
• Sinnester guards dialogue
by UberBrian
# posted by UberHaters @ 10:40 AM 
